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      WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

      Ludwig Wittgenstein:
      The possibility of “crossing” was encoded into the objects
      “chicken” and “road”, and circumstances came into being which
      caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

      Albert Einstein:
      Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the
      chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

      Aristotle:
      To actualize its potential.

      Buddha:
      If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

      Howard Cosell:
      It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to
      grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian
      biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement
      formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a
      remarkable occurence.

      have a good day!
      Dee

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