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      Patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor.
      Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
      Patient: I wanna second opinion.
      Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.

      Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.
      Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.
      Patient: I don’t touch a drop.
      Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.
      Patient: I don’t smoke.
      Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.
      Patient: I don’t do drugs.
      Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing or manizing.
      Patient: Haven’t touched a woman or man in my life.
      Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke,
      do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends or boyfriends.

      Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.
      Teller: You certainly do. This is a bank.

      Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?
      Tom: Shhh, doctor! My dog’s outside in the waiting room!

      John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat?
      Doctor: Cut your head off.

      Have a good one!

      (These are a little corny ;>0)

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