[Anonymous June 16, 1998 at 4:17 pm Post count: 93172]

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Hi Dee/Margaret?

I love your poem! It is neat and something to cheer us up! Thanks

[Anonymous June 16, 1998 at 7:47 pm Post count: 93172]

#1149694

keep them coming some of us could really use those laughs Dee,thanks
Barb

[Anonymous June 16, 1998 at 8:06 pm Post count: 93172]

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Jobs I used to have:

I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn’t concentrate.
You know, same old boring rind over and over again.

I used to be a lumberjac, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they
gave me the axe.

I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it.
It was a sew-sew job.

I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.

I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn’t have the thyme.

I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn’t cut the mustard.

I used to be a musician, but I wasn’t noteworthy.

I used to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.

Hmm, I am still trying to figure out what i want to be;)

Have a good day!
Dee

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