Jobs I used to have:
I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned.
Yeah, they put the squeeze on me, said I couldn’t concentrate.
You know, same old boring rind over and over again.
I used to be a lumberjac, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they
gave me the axe.
I tried to be a tailor, but I wasn’t suited for it.
It was a sew-sew job.
I used to work in a muffler factory, until I got exhausted.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
I wanted to be a chef, figured it would add a little spice to my life
but I just didn’t have the thyme.
I used to be a deli worker, but I couldn’t cut the mustard.
I used to be a musician, but I wasn’t noteworthy.
I used to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.
Hmm, I am still trying to figure out what i want to be;)
Have a good day!
Dee