The Canonical List of Outrageous Country/Western Song Titles/Lines
“If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low”
“If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will”
“Learning to Live Again is Killing Me.”
“May The Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose”
“My Every Day Silver Is Plastic”
“My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus”
“My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him”
“Oh, I’ve Got Hair Oil on My Ears, and My Glasses are Slipping Down, but Baby I
Can See Through You.”
