I thought I’d share with you all a “funny” that I came across in Maui. It was labelled “Maui’s Top 10 List of The Most Amazing Questions We’ve Ever Heard (and the toughest to answer).” It gave me a good chuckle.
10.Is there water on the other side of the island?
9. (From an underwater reef-viewing boat): At night, is it dark down here too?
8. (To anyone who works here) Do you live here?
7. (Looking over at the island of Lanai, 8 miles away) Is that California?
6. (Still looking at Lanai) Has that island always been there?
5. (Still looking) Is there water on the other side of Lanai?
4. (To the crew of any charter boat) Is this the boat to the airport?
3. (On any snorkeling or reef viewing vessel) Are those fish real?
2. How many sunset trips do you do a day?
1. (On any boat) What elevation are we at?
