[Anonymous July 12, 1998 at 11:27 pm Post count: 93172]

#1148745

Thank you Paula for making me laugh…..good one.

[Anonymous July 13, 1998 at 12:03 am Post count: 93172]

#1148746

There was a problem at a Junior high school (what’s new). When a certain group of “older” girls went to the bathroom to put their lipstick on, they would always kiss the mirrors and make a terrible mess.
At her witts end the principle called in the janator and they devised a plan.
The next day, when the girls were in the bathroom putting on their lipstick and kissing the mirrors, the rpinciple and the janotor came into the bathroom. The principle scolded the girls and told them that they needed to see how hard it was to clean the bathrooms when they left lipstick on the mirrors.
The Janator took a toilet brush and wet it in the nearest toilet and then scrubbed the mirror with it.
There was never again a single lipstick mark on those mirrors to this day.

Hope this was not too gross

PAUALA

[Anonymous July 13, 1998 at 2:44 am Post count: 93172]

#1050223

A new look at an old saying:

If you love it, let it go

If it comes back, I was yours

If it doesn’t come back, it was never yours to beggin with,

If it sits in your linving room and messes up your stuff,eats your food, uses your telephone, and acts like you never set it free in the first place then your either married to it or you gave birth to it.

LOL
Enjoy,
hugs to all
PAULA

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