While visiting my grandma, a few years back, I made the mistake of bringing a boyfriend over to meet her. When he came in and sat on the couch and looked up he looked directly into the bathroom, where my grandma was “enthroned” with the bathroom door open ! She quickly closed the door and then when she came out she intended to say ” Sorry, but you can’t teach an old horse new tricks.” but she was hoarse and it came out an old whore….wow was was her face red, btw that was our LAST date!!