1)I have as much radiation as a Television set.2)I warned them about the “Lightning Rod” factor (have a rod in my back)3)No, dear I’m not gonna light up like the Christmas tree. 4)Well at least I didn’t set off the metal detector at the airport.5)..and if I hold my hand like this I can get more channels..see, better reception! 6)To the GM dealer:I was wondering why the tachometer was acting strange lately. Can it be because of the radiation?
I know, kinda stupid, but at least I put a smile on the other guys face!