Good Morning!
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an
engineer who said his dog could do math calculations. His dog was named
“T-Square”, and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle
and a triangle, which the dog did with no sweat. The accountant said he
thought his dog was better. His dog was named “Slide Rule”. He told him to
fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back, and divide them into piles of
three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was good, but he
felt his dog was better. His dog “Measure” was told to get a quart of milk
and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no
problem.
All three men agreed this was very good and that their dogs were equally
smart. They all turned to the union member and said, “What can your dog
do?”. The Teamster called his dog whose name was “Coffee Break” and said,
“Show the fellows what you can do”. Coffee Break went over and ate the
cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three dogs,
claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe
working conditions, applied for Workmen’s Compensation and left for home on
sick leave.
Have a Great Day!
Dee
