A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehice across the country. They were nearing a town called issimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure out how to pronounce it. kis-A-me; KISS-a-me; Kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry. They pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter, the man said to the waitress:
“My wife and I can’t be seem to be able to figure out this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand.”
The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuuuurrrgerrr Kiiiiinnnnng.”
Well have a good day! Wish me luck I have an eye appointment.