[Anonymous June 29, 1998 at 3:19 pm Post count: 93172]

#1149270

There is a mispelling in second line which is a crux to the joke. should be
Kissimee. Sorry!

[Anonymous June 29, 1998 at 5:37 pm Post count: 93172]

#1149271

CUTE DENISE!

The pronounciation of KISSIMMEE is KISS EM E.

Everyone who comes to florida never pronounces it correctly. Just an added FYI!

JAN

[Anonymous June 29, 1998 at 7:16 pm Post count: 93172]

#1050432

A man and his wife were driving their recreational vehice across the
country. They were nearing a town called issimee. They noted the strange
spelling and tried to figure out how to pronounce it. kis-A-me; KISS-a-me;
Kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.

Since they were hungry. They pulled into a place to get something to eat.
At the counter, the man said to the waitress:

“My wife and I can’t be seem to be able to figure out this place.
Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can
understand.”

The waitress looked at him and said: “Buuuuurrrgerrr Kiiiiinnnnng.”

Well have a good day! Wish me luck I have an eye appointment.

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