Well here goes—(No disrespect to the medical or restaurant profession)
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a bell.
“Well, just go home and if the feeling persists just give me a ring.”
Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 secs to live.
“Wait a minute, please.”
Doctor, doctor, I eep thinking I am invisible.
“Who said that.”
Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
“Next!”
Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I am ok.., and the next minute,
I am blank!
“And how long have you had this complaint?”
What complaint.
Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
“Tell me the truth now, what’s YOUR REAL problem.”
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
“Yes sir, I expect it’s the hot water that kills them.
Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
“It looks like the backstroke, sir.”
Waiter, there’s a moving fly in my soup.
Don’t worry sir, the spider on the bread roll will get him.”
Well, keep on smiling and have a nice day!
Dee
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