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      Hi Dee,
      Thats 2 days in a row that you have started my day out with a smile on my face, love the funnie.
      Take Care,
      Carole A

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        Well here goes—(No disrespect to the medical or restaurant profession)

        Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I am a bell.
        “Well, just go home and if the feeling persists just give me a ring.”

        Doctor, doctor, I’ve only got 59 secs to live.
        “Wait a minute, please.”

        Doctor, doctor, I eep thinking I am invisible.
        “Who said that.”

        Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.

        Doctor, doctor, I can’t concentrate, one minute I am ok.., and the next minute,
        I am blank!
        “And how long have you had this complaint?”
        What complaint.

        Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I say.
        “Tell me the truth now, what’s YOUR REAL problem.”

        Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!
        “Yes sir, I expect it’s the hot water that kills them.

        Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?
        “It looks like the backstroke, sir.”

        Waiter, there’s a moving fly in my soup.
        Don’t worry sir, the spider on the bread roll will get him.”

        Well, keep on smiling and have a nice day!

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