Mine do not count either but had to post one any way.
There once was a man named Jake
Who’s snoring would make the earth quake
His dear darling wife would suffer in strife
and post limericks at 2 AM
Sorry for keeping the world up with my snoring. I have been told that the earthquake moniters at Patrick AFB (13 miles away) could pick up the vibrations of my snores.
I even had surgery to correct the snoring issue. Wonder if the thyriod enlargement has anything to do with my snoring now???
Jake