[Anonymous]

#1049764

There once was an eyeball named, Harry
He really was frightfully scary
When he was all red
People ran away with dread
And then Harry wished he was dead!

[Anonymous]

#1147678

Mine do not count either but had to post one any way.

There once was a man named Jake
Who’s snoring would make the earth quake

His dear darling wife would suffer in strife
and post limericks at 2 AM

Sorry for keeping the world up with my snoring. I have been told that the earthquake moniters at Patrick AFB (13 miles away) could pick up the vibrations of my snores.

I even had surgery to correct the snoring issue. Wonder if the thyriod enlargement has anything to do with my snoring now???

Jake

[Anonymous]

#1147679

There was this lady, her body would quake.
Her knees were weak and her hands would shake.
She continued like this, for a month she endured.
But when her eyes started to bulge she couldn’t take anymore.
Off to the doctor she went one day, to put her mind at ease.
After some test, and a whole lot of stress, she found out
she was stricken with Grave’s Disease!

That’s my shot

Shannon.

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