[Anonymous May 20, 2000 at 8:10 pm Post count: 93172]

#1126185

that is one of the best post i have ever read

steve

[Anonymous May 20, 2000 at 8:28 pm Post count: 93172]

#1126186

Whats a light bulb? I forgot!

[Anonymous May 20, 2000 at 11:24 pm Post count: 93172]

#1126187

Thanks for the laugh! (For a moment I thought I was talking to myself!)

[Anonymous May 20, 2000 at 11:34 pm Post count: 93172]

#1038793

How many Graves’ patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn’t be able to find the lightbulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, find the lightbulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID lightbulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID #)#(*(*^*&% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN. WHY??? BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! THE HOUSE!!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS. That’s how many.

[Anonymous May 21, 2000 at 12:07 am Post count: 93172]

#1126188

Hey, when did you meet my family????

[Anonymous May 21, 2000 at 1:00 am Post count: 93172]

#1126189

That was a good one… I really needed that laugh today…Do you think someone could come to my house I have a light bulb that has needed changing for a least a week now.lol I am serious
Blessings on everyone.

[Anonymous May 22, 2000 at 1:04 pm Post count: 93172]

#1126190

aha-ha
I needed a good laugh. And the reply…”what’s a light bulb?” What a good response. Thanks.

[Anonymous May 23, 2000 at 2:58 pm Post count: 93172]

#1126191

…….and my 18 yr. old walks into the house and sez: “Mom! You’re living in a CAVE!!”…….yeppers! Has anyone broken any flourescent bulbs, lately? I HAVE!!! Besides, I LIKE my cave! Obviously, this kid doesn’t live with us anymore…..!!! Thanks for the mirror-effect of how I’ve-gotta-do-it-no one-else-will!…..I’m am getting better, though. Like I said, I like my cave! Take care!

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