Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts.
Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.
Q: What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken to.
Q: What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?
A: An amoeboo!
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween night?
A: By blood vessels.
Q: Why do ghouls and demons hang out together?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
Q: What happened to the guy who couldn’t keep up payments to his exorcist?
A: He was repossessed.
Have a great day!
Dee
For The Kiddies
Q: What do the birds sing on Halloween?
A: Twick or Tweet
Q: Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
A: It’s good for the bones
Q: What was the witches favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling
Q: Why did the mummy call the doctor?
A: Because he was coffin
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s terror-tory
Q: Where does dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie
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