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      Good Morning,
      Here’s a collection of medical interview records written
      by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and (I am afraid)
      a doctor or two at major hospitals:

      Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

      The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for

      She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
      1989 when she got a divorce.

      I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical

      The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and
      pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times
      a week.

      The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

      She is numb from her toes down.

      While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent

      Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

      Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.

      When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

      Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in
      bed with his family in no distress.

      Patient was alert and unresponsive.

      Well as we all know to ERR is human! Have a great weekend!


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