Good Morning,
Here’s a collection of medical interview records written
by various paramedics, emergency room receptionists, and (I am afraid)
a doctor or two at major hospitals:
Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for
lunch.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
1989 when she got a divorce.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.
The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and
pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times
a week.
The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
She is numb from her toes down.
While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent
home.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in
bed with his family in no distress.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
Well as we all know to ERR is human! Have a great weekend!
Dee
