Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several
days of planning they agree on the best plan. The next day they get
to work and are able to get into the bank relatively easy thanks to
their planning. Once inside the main vault they discover one wall is
full of safety deposit boxes and start to work on them immediately.
They drill and pry open the first box only to find a small container
of vanilla pudding inside.
The Head Gangster says “Okay, well, at least we can eat it.”
So they eat the pudding. They drill and pry open up the second
Safety deposit box and there sits another pudding.
They decide to devour it too.
Determined to find the goods, the process continues for the
rest of the night until all the safety deposit boxes have
been opened.
They didn’t find any money or jewelry in any of the boxes.
Disappointed the head gangster said “Well, at least they
left something for us to eat”
The next day, while listening to the news they hear:
“Yesterday the largest sperm bank in the USA was robbed
by an unknown group of people.”
Have a great weekend!
Dee
