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  • Anonymous
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      ( Warning this is not to be taken seriously!!! )

      Sometimes it helps to think of happy scenes. Maybe a pastoral
      field, a field with a babbling brook. You’re there on a lovely
      summers day…holding your doctors head under the water.
      Now you’re letting them up for a second. Then BLAM ! Back into
      the freezing water ! Over and over again.
      There feel better?

      All the best,
      Shannon.

      P.S. ONCE AGAIN THIS IS A JOKE :-)

      Anonymous
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        Just thought I’d send you another way of “dealing” with your “favorite” doctor. Maybe he needs his temperature taken too! > The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor > malady.
        >
        > For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself,
        > irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention > and expecting his every order to be followed immediately. He
        > was in a six-man ward rather than a private room, his meals
        > were too cold or not served to suit his taste, the light needed > to be adjusted to his demands, the nighttime activities
        > interfered with his rest… and on, and on. >
        > One afternoon an orderly entered the room. “Time to take your > temperature, General.”
        >
        > After growling at the orderly, the general opened his mouth to > accept the thermometer.
        >
        > “Sorry, General, but for this test we need your temperature from the other > end.”
        >
        > A whole new barrage of verbal abuse followed, but the orderly
        > was insistent that a rectal temperature was what the test called for. >
        > The general at last rolled over, bared his rear, and allowed
        > the orderly to proceed. The orderly then told the general, “Stay > exactly like that and don’t move. I’ll be back in five minutes to > check up on you” and withdrew.
        >
        > An hour later, the head nurse entered the room, saw the
        > general with his bare rear in the air and gasped, “What’s > going on here?”
        >
        > “Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature > taken?” the general barked.
        >
        > “Yes I have, General, but with a daffodil?” >
        > Hope you enjoyed it. I could picture my doctor in this wonderful position with a flower sticking out of his butt. Becky

        Anonymous
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          GOOD ONE BECKY. GAVE ME A BIG CHUCKLE…….

          CAREN

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