I have three pages of these, so I’m going to spread them out over many days… (Remember, although some are political or religious, none are intended as insults. Just jokes!)
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
SIGMUND FREUD: As an expression of the repressed desire to have sex with its mother. The road symbolizes the barrier presented by the cultural taboo.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
HOWARD COSELL: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to the homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurance.
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