Here’s a story for you all to giggle at: (not related to GD)
A Courier in the capital city of New Zealand, Wellington, became aware that a parcel he was carrying was ticking. He carefully placed it behind a cement block structure and phoned the bomb squad. After inspecting the package as only a qualified bomb-squad person can, the decision was made to blow the package up. Reasonable? My friend, Jason, didn’t think so when he saw his package on the news being blown up by the bomb squad. He was sending two metronomes to a chap in Wellington.