Ok, Kitty, How about this one…
A little boy was talking to his mom, and asked her, “Mom, how old are you?”
She answered,
“Son, there are some things you just don’t ask a woman.”
The next day he asked her, “Mom, how much do you weigh?”
“Honey, there are just some things you don’t ask a woman”
The third day, the little boy asked, “Mom, how come you and Dad got divorced?”
“Son, there are just some things you don’t ask people”
The very next day, the mom dropped her purse, the wallet spilled out, and her drivers liscence fell on the floor. The little boy scooped it up, and ran off into the next room. Shortly he returned, and as he returned it to his mom, said, “Mom, NOW I know ALL about you!!! You are 34 years old. You weigh 143 pounds. And the reason you and Dad got divorced is that you got an “F” in sex.
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