[Anonymous]

#1162822

HI GIRL!

glad you’re back. you had us worried to death. thanks for the funny.
i’m in a crappy mood, but you all keep osting and i will keep reading.
wish i could just sleep, sleep, sleep, but i can’t, can’t, can’t!

kitty

[Anonymous]

#1056215

Hi Kitty, I’ve had numbness in my hands before also but it never lasted
very long. My eyes are dry I could use some of them tears once in
awhile Seriously I know how frustrating it is but we will
overcome, you and I have had GD for almost the same lenght of time, you
got a year on me, but we made it this far right?
Here’s a funny for you:

Three friends- Carl, Bob and Dave were stranded on a deserted island.
A bottle washed up on shore and while cleaning it, a genie popped out.
The genie offered to grant them each one wish.
Carl said, “I wish I was home.” Poof! Carl disappeared.
Dave piped up, “I wish I was home too.” Poof! Dave disappeared.
Bob looked around and realized he was all alone,
“I wish my friends were here.”

Feel better soon.
All the best,

Shannon.

[Anonymous]

#1162823

Thought this was a cute funny:
A thief breaks into a house one night, only to be confronted by a voice
that states, “I can see you! Jesus can see you too!”. The man freezes
and slowly pans the room with his flashlight. Nothing. As he starts
to move, the voice comes again. “I can see you! Jesus can see you
too!” Nervously, he shines the light around again, and this time
finds a parrot sitting in a cage. The parrot squawks, “I can see
you! Jesus can see you too!”. “So what, you’re just a parrot!”
he says, relieved. “I may just be a parrot, but Jesus is a Doberman!”

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