[Anonymous July 4, 1998 at 3:55 pm Post count: 93172]

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Happy Independence Day! Be safe don’t drink and drive and wear your seatbelts.

A woman complained that her husband never bought her anything for her July 4, birthday. This year she asked her husband if he would do her a favor and buy her something to protect her and something she could drive. So her husband got her a hammer and a nail!

My brother drinks a toast on holidays:
“Here’s to our holidays, all 365 of them.”

A small town policeman stopped a speeding motorist on one of the busiest traffic days of the year. He asked the name of the driver. The driver said, “My name is Ladislav
Zybkcicraznovskaya.”
The policeman said, “Well do not let me catch you speeding again!”

Have a great day!

Dee

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