A man was walking down the street and ran into one of his friends. His
friend had 2 black eyes. He said “Man, what happened to you?” The guy
said “Well I was in church and when we stood up to sing the lady in the
pew in front of me, well her dress was stuck in the crack of her
behind. I thought I’d be nice and just pull it out for her, and I guess
she thought I was being fresh and she clobbered me.” The first guy said
“Well that explains the first black eye, how’d you get the 2nd one?” He
replied, “Well hell, I thought that’s the way she wanted it so I put it
back!!”
Have a great day!
Dee
