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    Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it’s
    his daughter’s birthday and he hasn’t bought her a present.

    He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop
    assistant, “How much is that Barbie in the window?”

    In a condescending manner, she says “Which Barbie?” She continues,
    “We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
    $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
    $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
    $265.00″.

    Ralph asks, “Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others
    are only $19.95?”

    “That’s obvious” the sales lady says. “Divorced Barbie comes with
    Ken’s house, Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s furniture.

    Have a good weekend!
    Dee

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