Since it seems we have alot of pet owners here. Here goes:
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS LEARNED YOUR INTERNET PASSWORD
E-MAIL FLAMES FROM SOME GUY NAMED “FLUFFY”
TRACES OF KITTY LITTER IN YOUR KEYBOARD
YOU FIND YOU’VE BEEN SUBSCRIBED TO STRANGE NEWSGROUPS
LIKE ALT.RECREATIONAL.CATNIP
YOUR WEB BROWSER HAS A NEW HOMEPAGE: http://WWW.FELINE.COM/
YOUR MOUSE HAS TEETHMARKS IN IT–AND STRANGE AROMA OF TUNA
HATE-MAIL MESSAGES TO APPLE COMPUTER CORP. ABOUT THEIR RELEASE OF:
“CYBERDOG”
YOUR NEW ERGONOMIC KEYBOARD HAS A STRANGE TERRITORIAL SCENT TO IT.
YOU KEEP FINDING NEW SOFTWARE AROUND THE HOUSE LIE CAT-IN-TAX AND
WARCAT-II
ON IRC YOU’RE KNOWN AS THE IRONMOUSER
LITTLE KITTY CARPAL TUNNEL BRACES NEAR THE SCRATCHING POST
